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GOAL runs through the most memorable occasions from watching the Three Lions since the year 2000





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England ended the last century looking like a football nation in decline, crawling to Euro 2000 qualification via the play-offs under Kevin Keegan after being forced to sack Glenn Hoddle for a controversial newspaper interview. But as the 21st century ends its 25th year, the Three Lions are in much better shape, boasting one of the most talented squads in world football and with a far better record in major tournaments, having reached successive European Championship finals and a World Cup semi-final in their last four showings.

And yet on some levels, the events of the first quarter of the century bear some similarities to the end of the 20th century: another manager was sacked due to the work of a newspaper; the team’s last major triumph remains the 1966 World Cup; there is a worrying lack of quality English coaches, leading the FA to look outside of its usual talent pool to appoint Thomas Tuchel – just as they did in the first year of the 21st century when they hired Sven-Goran Eriksson.

England still head to major tournaments thinking they are going to win them, although now their confidence is justified, though the pressure from the media is still unbearable. Watching the national team also still often feels like a thankless task. England were uninspiring for much of their Euro 2024 campaign, if we’re being kind. If we’re being more brutal, as Gary Linker was, they were “sh*t”. But that run to the final, in keeping with the last 25 years, gave us some unforgettable goals and moments of unbridled joy, even if it ended with the familiar feeling of heartache and a missed opportunity.

With tears in our eyes and high blood pressure, GOAL looks back on the 25 best England moments of the 21st century…

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    25Crouchy does the robot

    There was a huge amount of excitement ahead of the 2006 World Cup, when the much-hyped ‘Golden Generation’ was tipped to go all the way in Germany. And the sense of optimism was embodied by Peter Crouch, the most unlikely-looking footballer. ‘Crouchy’ was impossible to miss out on the pitch due to his enormous height and his personality was infectious too, none more so than when he danced like a robot in the warm-up games against Hungary and Jamaica.

    The gangly striker was England’s in-form goal-scorer leading into the tournament, and just when the team looked to be heading for an embarrassing draw against Trinidad & Tobago in their second group-stage game, Crouch popped up with a towering header to break the deadlock. He went for a no-nonsense celebration then, but Three Lions fans in the stadium in Nuremberg and back home paid tribute to their new cult hero by mimicking his iconic dance.

    England’s tournament may have ended in bitter disappointment with a penalty shootout defeat by Portugal and Wayne Rooney being sent off, but we’ll always have Crouchy and his hilarious moves.

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      24Owen vs Argentina: The sequel

      Before the UEFA Nations League existed, international friendlies were still a big deal, a chance for the top teams to pit themselves against each other outside of major tournaments. And England-Argentina was never going to be played in a friendly spirit. Switzerland was the location for this meeting between two old adversaries a year before the 2006 World Cup, and for the third game in a row against the Albiceleste, Michael Owen took centre stage.

      Owen had dazzled Argentina in the 1998 World Cup and won the controversial penalty which David Beckham had scored in 2002, so it felt inevitable that he would have the final say here. Wayne Rooney had cancelled out Hernan Crespo’s opener, but Walter Samuel’s headed goal restored Argentina’s advantage. Owen, not usually known for his heading ability, nodded England level in the 87th minute, and then pounced again in added time to secure victory.

      The two sides haven’t met since, but given the drama that usually unfolds, the two associations should get on the phone and arrange a reunion.

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      23Walcott’s hat-trick in Zagreb

      Failing to qualify for Euro 2008 was one of the darkest moments in English football history and no self-respecting fan will ever forget that shameful night when they were beaten 3-2 by Croatia at a soaking wet Wembley, with Steve McClaren sheltering under an umbrella. The great thing about football, though, is that you always get a shot at revenge, and it just so happened that the two sides were paired together in the same group for qualification for the 2010 World Cup.

      Ten months on from the nightmare at Wembley, England, now led by master tactician Fabio Capello, travelled to Zagreb and ran riot over their previous tormentors. A 19-year-old Theo Walcott bagged a hat-trick in a 4-1 win and England never looked back, thumping Croatia again 5-1 at Wembley. They stormed straight to South Africa by winning nine of their 10 games, while Croatia came third and failed to make the cut.

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      22Strolling past Denmark

      By 2002, it had been 12 years since England reached the quarter-finals of a World Cup, but they did so with remarkable ease in South Korea and Japan, dominating Denmark in every aspect in their last-16 clash. Danish goalkeeper Thomas Sorensen got them off to an ideal start by fumbling a Rio Ferdinand header over his own line in the fifth minute, and the goals just kept on coming.

      Owen struck the second and Emile Heskey thumped in a third before half-time. England could get their slippers on for the second half and began thinking about their last-eight tie with Brazil. Rarely has a World Cup knockout game felt so comfortable.

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      21Destroying San Marino

      Some people think that tiny nations should have to face preliminary qualifiers to prevent ridiculously one-sided matches. They are missing an important point: how fun it is to absolutely wallop one of these minnows. That is what England did as they booked their place at the 2022 World Cup in style, hammering San Marino 10-0 on a memorable night for Harry Kane.

      The captain bagged four goals in the first half alone to move level with Gary Lineker as England’s third all-time top scorer. Harry Maguire, Tyrone Mings, Emile Smith Rowe, Bukayo Saka and Tammy Abraham also netted, while San Marino chipped in for good measure with an own goal. It was England’s biggest win since beating the United States by the same scoreline in 1964. The fact that San Marino were ranked 210th in the world out of 210 teams didn’t matter – this was a thoroughly enjoyable 90 minutes for England.

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      20Shearer has the last word

      Germany had broken England’s hearts by knocking them out of Euro ’96 in the semi-finals, and they would meet again at Euro 2000 . Many of the same players who were part of that agonising defeat lined up and served up a cold dish of revenge.

      Alan Shearer, who had scored the opening goal at Wembley four years previously, broke the deadlock in a tense game with a diving header, and this time his team-mates clung on for victory.

      The joy did not last long, though, as England were still knocked out of the group as they lost to Romania in their last game. The only consolation was that Germany finished below them and were also sent home. How the mighty had fallen.

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        19Sterling slays Spain

        Proof that England were a force to be reckoned with and that the 2018 World Cup was no flash in the pan came when they went to Seville and took a 3-0 lead against Spain before half-time. This was England at their sweeping best, Raheem Sterling scoring his first away goal for his country by completing an end-to-end move involving Marcus Rashford, who scored the second after a long punt upfield from Jordan Pickford and wonderful hold-up play from Harry Kane.

        Sterling struck again before half-time and England had to hold on tight for the win after a second-half onslaught from their hosts. They clung on to win 3-2, recording an away scalp against one of the top teams in the world. Now Southgate’s side could legitimately claim they were also an elite team.

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        18Welbeck’s magical backheel

        England have not always been fun to watch in group stages of tournaments, but no one could take their eyes off their epic game with Sweden at Euro 2012. Andy Carroll had fired them in front in Kyiv, but Sweden, led by Zlatan Ibrahimovic, pulled themselves in front in the second half with two scrappy goals.

        A defeat would have put Roy Hodgson’s side on the brink of a group-stage exit, but Theo Walcott equalised with a hit-and-hope effort from long range before Danny Welbeck completed the comeback with a moment of improvisation, swivelling to flick a cross into the net with the back of his heel. It was England’s first win over Sweden, who were knocked out. Who would have thought that a 21-year-old Welbeck would be the one to send Ibrahimovic and co. packing?

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        17Getting one back on Croatia

        England’s simmering rivalry with Croatia reached boiling point after the 2018 World Cup, when Zlatko Dalic’s side admitted they had been fired up by the constant mention of ‘Football’s Coming Home’ in the build-up to their semi-final victory. Just four months later, the two sides met again for the chance to reach the UEFA Nations League semi-finals.

        In a reversal of fortunes from their last meeting at the Luzhniki Stadium in Moscow, Croatia took the lead in the second half at Wembley with a deflected shot from Andrej Kramaric. England shook off that setback, however, and equalised when Jesse Lingard touched a goalbound Kane shot over the line. The captain then slid in to grab the winner.

        The Nations League could never make up for the pain of losing a World Cup semi, but England had at least proved they were in fact the stronger outfit after all.

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        16Coming back against Wales

        The Euro 2016 group-stage draw threw up an all-British tie and Wales had a spring in their step after qualifying for a tournament for the first time since 1958. The fact they had Gareth Bale at the peak of his powers, fresh from winning a second Champions League with Real Madrid, made them even more confident. Against England, Bale put Wales in front with a long-range free-kick and a humiliating defeat to their neighbours, with a population of just three million, loomed large for the Three Lions.

        Luckily, England had a bench packed with goal-scoring prowess, and Jamie Vardy and Daniel Sturridge got the job done, averting embarrassment and retaining bragging rights by inspiring a later turnaround. It proved to be the only positive moment in a wretched tournament, though, as England drew their other group games with Russia and Slovakia and were then knocked out by Iceland, with a population one tenth of the size of Wales.

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        15Imposing start in Qatar

        England looked anything but convincing as they warmed up for the 2022 World Cup, winning none of their previous six matches before facing Iran in their opening game. The build-up to the match was tense, with Harry Kane backing out of the ‘One Love’ campaign against homophobia out of fear of being sanctioned by FIFA for a political protest. Iran’s players, meanwhile, were furious with their own government’s treatment of women and refused to sing their national anthem.

        When the game kicked-off, England were finally able to focus just on the football and they were darn good at it. Jude Bellingham scored his first England goal to get the ball rolling, Bukayo Saka scored twice while fellow forwards Marcus Rashford, Raheem Sterling and Jack Grealish also got in on the act, giving England an emphatic 6-2 win for their biggest-ever opening victory at a tournament.

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        14Showing Italy who’s boss

        The Euro 2020 final defeat must have been firmly on the England players’ minds when they travelled to Naples to meet Italy in their first Euro 2024 qualifier. They had also lost on their last trip to Italian soil in the Nations League. But when the whistle went at the Stadio Diego Maradona, the Three Lions showed their recent tormentor who was boss.

        Declan Rice gave England a deserved lead and the catharsis was etched in his face as he celebrated. Harry Kane also felt a huge release when he smashed home a penalty, which also made him England’s all-time top scorer. Italy came back into the game and reduced the deficit, but England were not about to relinquish their lead, even when Luke Shaw was sent off with 10 minutes to go. They showed steely determination to see the result out, earning a first victory over Italy in 11 years and a first competitive win over the Azzuri since 1977.

         

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          13Striking first against Brazil

          The 2002 World Cup quarter-final was the fourth time England had played Brazil at a tournament, and they had never previously beaten them. So imagine the excitement when Owen robbed the ball off Lucio and in just two touches fired them into the lead in Shizuoka. The game was a battle of two world-famous young strikers who had lit up the previous World Cup, and the Englishman dealt the first blow on opposite number Ronaldo.

          Another exciting youngster, the buck-toothed Ronaldinho, would steal the show though, setting up Brazil’s equaliser for Rivaldo and then lobbing David Seaman from a free-kick. He was sent off in the 57th minute, but England couldn’t take advantage and all they were left with was the memory of Owen celebrating with his left arm in the air, enjoying his latest moment of glory on the world stage.

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          12Beckham’s Argentina revenge

          It was the perfect script. England against Argentina at the World Cup, four years after the Albiceleste had knocked the Three Lions out in France with the help of a red card from Beckham, who had walked into Diego Simeone’s trap. Simeone was again playing and so too was Beckham, this time wearing the captain’s armband. And when England were awarded a penalty at the end of the first half, no one else was going to take it.

          The nation, still scarred by France ’98, held its breath and Beckham, who had received untold abuse from the English tabloid media and been booed all over the country in the aftermath of the red card, held his nerve. It was, in truth, a terrible penalty, hit low and very close to goalkeeper Pablo Cavallero. But it went in and Beckham exorcised his demons. The fact that the penalty, given for a foul by Mauricio Pochettino on Michael Owen, was extremely soft made it all the sweeter. And Argentina being knocked out of the group as a result was the icing on the cake.

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            11Rooney mania

            If 2024 was the Brat Summer, then 2004 was the Wayne Rooney summer. The then-Everton forward had already shown his potential by becoming the country’s youngest-ever scorer while still 17, but Euro 2004 in Portugal was when he truly took off. The teenager terrorised France in the opening game and won a penalty which David Beckham wasted. Sven-Goran Eriksson baffling took him off for Emile Heskey, leading to a 2-1 defeat.

            Rooney lifted England’s spirits in the next game against Switzerland, scoring a double to power the Three Lions to a 3-0 win while becoming the youngest-ever scorer at a European Championship. He then led the 4-2 win over Croatia with two more goals, a piledriver from outside the box and a clinical strike.

            Rooney was quickly dubbed ‘The White Pele’ and looked destined to finish as top scorer and even fire England to the trophy before suffering a fractured metatarsal in the first half of the quarter-final with Portugal. England played out a thrilling 2-2 draw before, of course, bowing out on penalties, and they were left wondering what might have been had Rooney not suffered such an ill-timed injury.

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            10Ending the penalty hoodoo

            If it weren’t for penalty shootouts, England might actually have won a trophy since 1966. Spot-kicks had haunted the nation ever since Stuart Pearce and Chris Waddle missed theirs in the 1990 World Cup semi-final, and since beating Spain in Euro ’96 they had played five shootouts and lost them all. The team seemed so incapable of winning a match this way that it was a wonder that the FA hadn’t proposed another way of settling stalemates to FIFA. So when England finally won a shootout 22 years later from their previous victory, boy did it feel good.

            It shouldn’t have come to this really, as England were 1-0 against Colombia in the World Cup last 16 up through a Kane penalty, only for Yerry Mina to land a crashing header in stoppage-time and send the game to extra-time. The dreaded shootout ensued and it followed a familiar script when Jordan Henderson botched his kick against David Ospina, leaving Colombia 3-2 up. But Mateus Uribe smashed his effort onto the crossbar, Kieran Trippier levelled and then Jordan Pickford psyched out Carlos Bacca, leaving Eric Dier to slam home the decisive kick and bury England’s miserable penalty history in the process.

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              9Bellingham’s bicycle kick

              The sign of a real football genius is an ability to produce audacious acts in moments of desperation. And things were looking very desperate when England were trailing Slovakia 1-0 in the 95th minute in Gelsenkirchen, staring an embarrassingly early elimination from Euro 2024 in the face.

              England had thrown everything at their opponents, seeing a Phil Foden goal ruled out, a Declan Rice strike hit the post and numerous Harry Kane attempts miss the target. But Jude Bellingham refused to go home early and conjured a moment of brilliance when it mattered most, lashing home with a bicycle kick. Not only did it save England, it crushed Slovakia’s resolve. After all, how do you respond to being on the wrong end of a moment of pure inspiration like that? Kane scored in the first minute of extra-time and England squeezed through, thanking their lucky stars for their airborne talisman.

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              8Maguire’s lethal header

              England had taken the easy route in the 2018 World Cup knockout stage and instead of facing Brazil, only Sweden stood in their way of a first semi-final in 28 years. But they still had to get the job done, and they did it by making the most of their secret weapon: Harry Maguire’s massive head.

              The defender capitalised on England’s clever work from set-plays to power them into the lead in the first half, choosing the perfect moment to score his first international goal. Dele Alli, also with a header, made sure of the victory in the second half, putting England within striking distance of the World Cup final.

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              7Trippier’s free-kick in Moscow

              England had not played a World Cup semi-final since 1990 and they soon found themselves in dreamland when Kieran Trippier did his best David Beckham impersonation. The right-back curled a delightful free-kick into the net to give England the lead in the fifth minute against Croatia, and it sparked an excellent opening spell from the Three Lions, who could and should have extended their advantage before half-time.

              Ivan Perisic and Mario Mandzukic eventually made them pay, but for a few glorious minutes, England were on their way to a World Cup final, air-lifted by an exquisite dead-ball strike from ‘The Bury Beckham’.

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              6Watkins downs the Dutch

              Despite scoring 19 Premier League goals and leading the assists chart with 13, Ollie Watkins was afforded just 58 minutes of football at Euro 2024. Watkins was Southgate’s third-choice striker at the tournament behind Kane and Ivan Toney, but the manager turned to him with eight minutes remaining in the semi-final against the Netherlands. That was all he needed to become a national hero.

              Watkins gave England a sense of urgency and with 90 minutes on the clock and extra-time beckoning, he latched on to a pass from fellow substitute Cole Palmer, taking one touch to turn with the ball and the other to slam it just inside the far post. His goal sent England into their first-ever final on foreign soil, but his reward was to be benched again for the showpiece against Spain. Watkins couldn’t help the Three Lions end their long wait for a trophy when he was brought on, but he can be safe in the knowledge that he had got them there.

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              5Statement knockout win at last

              Ever since beating Spain on penalties at Euro ’96, England were dogged by the accusation they were incapable of beating top opposition in the knockout stages of a major tournament. Their biggest scalps of the 21st century had been Denmark, Ecuador, Colombia and Sweden, hardly international powerhouses. But they finally got that monkey off their backs by beating Germany in the last 16 at Euro 2020, and they didn’t even need extra-time or penalties.

              England felt confident going into the game and having home advantage certainly helped. They were the better team and finally turned the screw in the latter stages when substitute Jack Grealish gave them an extra push, playing in Luke Shaw who in turn crossed for Raheem Sterling to fire England ahead. Harry Kane made sure of the win, England’s first against Germany in a knockout game since 1966.

              It was a cathartic victory for Southgate, who had missed the crucial penalty in the Euro ’96 semi-finals. He said: “For my team-mates that played with me I can’t change that so it will always hurt, but what is lovely is we have given people another day to remember.”

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              4Reaching the first final in 55 years

              Since winning the World Cup in 1966, England had reached four semi-finals and lost them all, falling against Yugoslavia, Germany (twice) and Croatia. So there was naturally a huge sense of euphoria when they beat Denmark in Euro 2020 to finally book their place in a major tournament final.

              As ever, England did things the hard way, falling behind at Wembley to Mikkel Damsgaard’s sizzling free-kick before equalising thanks to Simon Kjaer’s own goal. Kasper Schmeichel kept denying England to force extra-time, and when the Three Lions earned a controversial penalty, he pushed away Kane’s shot. But the captain got to the loose ball first and England finally had their date with destiny.

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              3Dream start against Italy

              England were in their first final since 1966 and back at the scene of that famous triumph, with Wembley in a boisterous mood as fans revelled in being back in stadiums after the coronavirus shutdowns. And in just the second minute of the Euro 2020 showpiece against Italy, Luke Shaw lifted the roof off the stadium when he gave England the lead, scoring on the half-volley to complete a sweeping move. The noise was deafening and England were off to the perfect start.

              It proved to be too perfect, as Southgate’s side didn’t know what to do next. The euphoria of the early minutes soon faded and a horrible hangover set in after Italy won the penalty shootout amid the realisation that an opportunity for the perfect triumph had slipped away. But in isolation, Shaw’s goal has to rank among the greatest highs England fans have known, even if it didn’t last long.

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              2Beckham’s moment of redemption

              Beckham had been hung out to dry by the English media for his role in their elimination from the 1998 World Cup, but the public had slowly warmed to him, and two years later he was named captain. He took the role very seriously, and after being accused of letting his country down against Argentina in France, he carried the nation on his shoulders in an unforgettable final World Cup qualifier against Greece.

              Fittingly, the game was at Old Trafford, where Beckham played every two weeks for Manchester United. England only needed to draw to seal their place at the 2002 World Cup, but they twice fell behind and as the game approached injury-time they were trailing 2-1 and heading for an unwanted play-off.

              In a scriptwriters’ dream, they won a free-kick in ideal territory for the set-piece extraordinaire. Beckham could not have struck the ball sweeter, curling it into the top corner. It completed the perfect redemption arc and laid the groundwork for Beckham to become what he is today, a national treasure.

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              1Germany 1-5 England

              “Football is a simple game; 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans win.” So said Gary Lineker after England’s 1990 World Cup semi-final defeat on penalties. Eleven years later, he had to eat his words as England obliterated their old rivals in their own back yard.

              Lineker’s phrase perfectly encapsulated England’s inferiority complex with regard to their fellow Europeans, but it was not without justification. Germany had knocked England out of World Cups in 1970 and 1990, as well as Euro ’96. In their previous meeting prior to this penultimate World Cup qualifier, the Germans had won 1-0 in the final game at the old Wembley Stadium, leading to Kevin Keegan announcing his resignation during his post-match interview. Before kick-off in Munich, Germany led England by six points in the group standings and had a superior goal difference of four. And no side had ever managed to beat Germany in a meaningful World Cup qualifier.

              The idea that England could beat Die Mannschaft on home soil was outlandish to say the least, but the notion they could wallop them 5-1 was the stuff of fantasy. The game looked to be following the usual script when Carsten Jancker slotted Germany in front in the fifth minute, but England soon got hold of the script and tore it to shreds. Owen equalised later in the first half before Steven Gerrard fired England ahead with a 30-yard daisy-cutter. Owen struck twice more in the second half to complete his hat-trick while Emile Heskey rounded off the barely believable victory, his role in the thumping later immortalised in a chant that goes ‘5-1, even Heskey scored’.

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